‘Dangerous Cinderella’ producer offers solid weird present as Broadway present sinks

The Lord was current on Wednesday when the solid and crew of Broadway’s “Dangerous Cinderella” realized their present is about to shut on June 4 after simply 33 previews and 85 performances.

And I don’t imply Lord Andrew Lloyd Webber.

In a extremely uncommon transfer for the Nice White Method, producer Christine Schwarzman handed out prayer playing cards to her firm — who first heard the manufacturing was kaput after Playbill printed the information early after which rapidly took their story down — to exit with God.

On one aspect of the cardboard, which The Submit has obtained, is the emblem of Lloyd Webber’s problem-plagued musical, that includes the rebellious primary character spray-painting the letter “A” in “Dangerous.”

On the opposite is an unique prayer.

Maintain onto your rosaries. 

It reads: “Lord, you’ve wired us to create, to innovate, to steer with new concepts, to set the traits and even blaze a brand new path. Might we, by means of our inventive expressions, creatively talk Your coronary heart of affection, mercy and beauty to a world that wants You.

“Thanks for the chance to take part in Your divine plan. Whether or not it’s story-telling on stage, display screen or web page, if it’s dance, music, design or accounting, I pray that our work be blessed and produce vibrance to our neighborhood.”

The shock sermon has members of the congregation of the Church of Broadway virtually talking in tongues.

One surprised wag stated, “Why didn’t God repair the e-book and the set and the choreography? And the lyrics? And the promoting?” 

Amen.