Here are the funniest things on sale from Twitter HQ

Now that Elon Musk’s plan to rebrand Twitter to X is in movement, the corporate is seeking to promote a bunch of stuff tied to its earlier picture in what appears like a comically unhinged property sale. A whole bunch of things from X’s San Francisco headquarters can be in the stores by way of an online auction subsequent month that’s operating from September twelfth to 14th. 

The whole lot presently has a gap bid set at $25 so there’s the potential to seize some actual bargains right here. A lot of the listings are for the sort of workplace gear you’d count on from an enormous company, like desks, printers, and laptop computer docking stations. A number of of the tons being marketed — reminiscent of soundproof office booths and designer chairs — have been additionally listed in an auction back in January. There’s loads of new stuff up for grabs although, and a few of it toes the road between tragic and downright amusing.

Listed below are a few of our favourite listings from the Twitter Rebranding public sale:

Playfully dubbed “The Lodge,” this 20 x 20-foot seating sales space options 4 tables and L-shaped benches. The sales space was apparently reconstructed from a Montana barn, and may now be yours for as little as $25 (so long as no one else bids on it!).

An ideal present for any tremendous fan I’m positive. This 13-foot lengthy mural makes use of screenshots of movie star tweets paying tribute to Robin Williams to type a mosaic of the beloved comic.

Right here’s your probability to personal a novel collector’s merchandise or two. Now that X is de-feathering its model, these bird-themed props may discover refuge in your house as an alternative. Most of those are ornamental indicators or wall artwork, however there’s additionally a horny wood espresso desk or a “Larry art boulder” for individuals who can spare the room. If that’s not iconic sufficient although…

Yep, you may take house the Twitter emblem constructing fascias situated on 10th street and Jessie avenue. By which I imply, you actually must take them. A word on these listings discloses that these indicators are nonetheless mounted on the aspect of X’s HQ, and that the customer can be chargeable for “hiring an SF Licensed Firm with applicable permits” to take away them. It’s evidently too much hassle for Musk to rearrange himself.

Fairly self-explanatory. I can’t think about their new properties may have as a lot historical past with these symbols as Twitter did, however maybe there’s a boujiee web cafe someplace that may make good use of them.

An agamograph (for these unaware) is a kind of picture that modifications relying on what angle you view it from. On this instance, the piece shifts from a wide-eyed emoji, to the query “What’s Occurring?” — one thing I’m positive the remaining legacy workers at X have been asking themselves for months.

Such an uncommon assertion piece wants one thing on par to enhance it…

Okay, actually that is sort of cute. Right here’s hoping somebody buys it for his or her cottage-core-loving girlfriend or one thing so it doesn’t find yourself within the trash.

There are virtually 100 particular person listings for Google’s 55-inch interactive whiteboard, most of that are apparently model new and nonetheless of their unique packaging. If you wish to purchase one from Google straight it’ll set you again virtually $5,000 so the $25 beginning bid on these could be extra palatable. It’s a bit miserable to think about that every one these Google Jamboards have simply been gathering mud contemplating they’re such a hefty funding.